Gandhi Jokes

My Biology Professor told me this one When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him , as he expected.... there were always "arguments" and confrontations. One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to t…

Gandhi or Mary Popins Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

This is from my boss Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good. . .) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, was quite skinny, and apparently had bad breath. That'd make him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes... Gandhi never wore shoes, and so his feet were always covered in loads of callouses and blisters. And because he never ate food, he was always very frail. Furthermore his fasting caused him to have horrible breath. So... I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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Mahatma Gandhi often walked barefoot which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, making him rather frail and with his odd diet he often suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

The sassy student When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London

You know Gandhi... Gandhi walked barefoot most of his life

Our government leaders have obviously never played Civ.... If they had they would know that not investing in education science and the economy coupled with an unreasonably large military is a a good way to get worked over by Gandhi later in the game.

Mahatma Gandhi's sass When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London

Mahatma Ghandi never wore shoes... Gandhi never wore shoes

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time was quite skinny

This is from my boss Mahatma Gandhi

Mahatma Gandhi as you know...

Gandhi or Mary Popins Mahatma Gandhi

The very spiritual Gandhi walked everywhere leaving him with impressive calluses. And he ate very little

So we all know about Gandhi right? Well Gandhi as well know was a very important person who in recent times has taken on a mystic quality to some. He often fasted for long periods of time making him rather weak and fragile

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Have you heard about Gandhi?,"Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. So Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic vexed with halitosis.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco?,"He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis. (Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

What did Gandhi fight for?,"Nothing he was against violence.

Have you heard about Gandhi? Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. So Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco? He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis. (Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi