Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi

Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.

The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me.

Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to "like" a photo of a hot dog.