Gandhis Jokes

What do Ghandi and Mary Poppins have in common? Gandhi's political power was born from his ultra modest means - but it came at a price. His feet were in terrible condition due to his insistence on wearing rough leather sandals. Hunger strikes weakened his immune system and he was very prone to illness, but in his moments of weakness, he is said to have had incredible visions. When he did eat, his diet was extremely poor, cursing him with life long bad breath. Which, in summary, means he was a su…

My Biology Professor told me this one When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him , as he expected.... there were always "arguments" and confrontations. One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University, and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to t…

Why were Gandhi's remains compressed to make piles of 50 rupee coins? he said ""be the change you wish to see in the world"".

Mahatma Gandhi's sass When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London

A lawyer’s wife died and went to hell ... She saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, What are all those clocks? Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. Lawyer’s wife : “Oh”, Who’s clock is that? Yamraj : That’s Gandhi’s. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. Lawyer’s wife : And whose clock is that? Yamraj : That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, tell…