A lawyerâs wife died and went to hell ... She saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, What are all those clocks? Yamraj answered, âThose are Lie Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. Lawyerâs wife : âOhâ, Whoâs clock is that? Yamraj : Thatâs Gandhiâs. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. Lawyerâs wife : And whose clock is that? Yamraj : Thatâs Abraham Lincolnâs clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life. Lawyerâs wife : Whereâs my husbandâs clock? Yamraj : Your husbandâs clock is in my office, Iâm using it as ceiling fan.