A scientist discovers the cure for aging In the near future, a scientist makes the revolutionary discovery of a cure for aging. Filled with enthusiasm, he is immediately prompted to the political leaders of his country. 'This is truly amazing, Dr Smith! But before we can finally authorize the distribution of your medicine to the general population, we must know whether there any drawbacks to it?' 'That's the great part: There aren't any! It's non-toxic, non-addictive and 100% safe. But, ... w…

1960s USSR. The peak of KGB paranoia. Neighbors are ratting out neighbors. Employees report their coworkers to the KGB for innocuous jokes. Nighttime knocks on the door are commonplace. Regular citizens are labeled enemies of the people and taken away. A group of university students are on a government-sponsored trip to a conference, 6 of them sharing a hotel room, as was commonplace on such trips. None of them know each other. At night, they talk merrily amongst themselves, laughing and enjo…

President Obama visits the Pentagon... President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology. A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?" Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors.