Have you heard about Gandhi? Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. So Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco? He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis. (Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common? They all had a brave-heart.