So we all know about Gandhi right? Well Gandhi as well know was a very important person who in recent times has taken on a mystic quality to some. He often fasted for long periods of time making him rather weak and fragile

Have you heard about Gandhi? Gandhi walked around a bunch and built up giant callouses on the bottoms of his feet. He fasted a bunch which gave his bones a rather fragile brittle nature. He was a spiritual man, a mystic to many people. And he had a strange diet of green tea and white rice which gave him constant bad breath. So Gandhi was a super-calloused, fragile mystic, vexed with halitosis.

Did you hear about the albino clairvoyant master hypnotist from San Francisco? He was a super pallid Cali mystic, expert at hypnosis. (Today I had wanted to tell someone the Gandhi joke I read on here the other day, but I couldn't remember it so I made this up and thought I may as well share it even though it's purely derivative.)

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween? No Gandhi