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""Are you my daddy?"" A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, ""Are you my daddy?"" ""No, I'm not,"" the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, ""Are you my dโ€ฆ

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Joe dies... And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: ""Well, Joe, you've been a good man your whole life, you deserve a second chance. I'll bring you back to life, but you can only choose between living as either a caterpillar it a chicken"" He thinks ""Hmmm... Well, if I were a caterpillar I'd get eaten by a chicken, I think it's better if I do the eating. I'll be a Chicken, Mr St. Peter!"" ""Very well"" said St. Peter as he threw Joe back to Earth, only now in chicken fโ€ฆ

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April fool! While at work, right in a quite important meeting of some sort, Rick's mobile phone rings. Anxious because he knows what might be the reason behind this call, he answers the phone, only to jump up some seconds later, breathlessly take his coat and hat, squeaking some excuses to his smiling boss, hastily making for the exit of his office building. He finds a cab, jumps in and tells the driver to hit it, right to St. Helens Hospital, where his wife was delivering their first baby. Arriโ€ฆ

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A couple just had their first baby He turned out to be a very ugly baby and they named him Bob. The nurses took bob to another room and the dad stayed with his wife for some time. After some time the dad went to look for bob. He leaves the room and sees a door saying ""Very cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and bob was not there. He goes down the stairs. He sees a room saying ""Cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and he wasn't. He goes down the stairs again and sees a room saying ""aveโ€ฆ

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A wealthy old man marries a young woman... Before long they are in the hospital delivering their first baby. ""Congratulations its a healthy boy,"" the doctor says to the elderly man. ""How did you do it at your age?"" ""Well Doc, I just have a great running engine."" the man replies. A few years later the man and his wife return to have their second baby. Again the doctor congratulates the old man, and asks again, ""How do you have the energy keep having these children?"" Again the man says, ""โ€ฆ

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One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son ""Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!"" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. ""It's twins!"" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. ""What a handsome boy!"" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second โ€ฆ

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Father in delivery room A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, "Are you my daddy?" "No, I'm not," the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, "Are you my dโ€ฆ

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Once upon a time... In a big forest full of secrets and shadows, there was a young couple who loved to explore. This forest was their special place, away from all the noise and busy life. One day, while they were walking deep in the woods, they heard a deep, gruff voice say, "Boy." They looked around, but couldn't find anyone. This mysterious voice made them a little scared but also very curious. They kept going back to the forest, and every time they did, they would hear the same deep voice sโ€ฆ

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Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, โ€œAre you a little girl or a little boy?โ€ โ€œI donโ€™t know,โ€ replied the other baby giggling.โ€What do you mean, you donโ€™t know?โ€ said the first baby. โ€œI mean I donโ€™t know how to tell the difference,โ€ was the reply. Well, I do,โ€ said the first baby chuckling. โ€œIโ€™ll climb into your crib and find out.โ€ He carefully climbed himself into the other babyโ€™s crib, then quickly disappeared beneath the blankets. After a couple of minutโ€ฆ

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