""Are you my daddy?"" A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, ""Are you my daddy?"" ""No, I'm not,"" the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, ""Are you my d…

A wealthy old man marries a young woman... Before long they are in the hospital delivering their first baby. ""Congratulations its a healthy boy,"" the doctor says to the elderly man. ""How did you do it at your age?"" ""Well Doc, I just have a great running engine."" the man replies. A few years later the man and his wife return to have their second baby. Again the doctor congratulates the old man, and asks again, ""How do you have the energy keep having these children?"" Again the man says, ""…

One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son ""Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!"" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. ""It's twins!"" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. ""What a handsome boy!"" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second …

Father in delivery room A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, "Are you my daddy?" "No, I'm not," the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, "Are you my d…