Second Baby Jokes

There were three babies in a woman's womb....... ...........and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up. The first one said ""I wanna be a plumber."" The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, ""So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."" The second one said ""I wanna be an electrician."" The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, ""so I can get some ligh…

A wealthy old man marries a young woman... Before long they are in the hospital delivering their first baby. ""Congratulations its a healthy boy,"" the doctor says to the elderly man. ""How did you do it at your age?"" ""Well Doc, I just have a great running engine."" the man replies. A few years later the man and his wife return to have their second baby. Again the doctor congratulates the old man, and asks again, ""How do you have the energy keep having these children?"" Again the man says, ""…

A woman in Massachusetts recently had twin boys who were born 24 days apart. It got weird when the second baby was born. The second twin said, ""I guess I should have downloaded that alarm that wakes me up when it's my stop.""

A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile.

A father-to-be was waiting anxiously outside the labour ward where his wife was delivering a baby. A nurse came up to the man and said, 'You have a girl, but there's another one on the way, so come back soon.' 'Twins,' he thought, a little shakily. He went away and came back an hour later to be told that the second baby had been born, but there was still another on the way. 'Good grief,' he thought. He went to the pub down the street, and after a beer he phoned in and was told a fourth one w…

Once upon a time... In a big forest full of secrets and shadows, there was a young couple who loved to explore. This forest was their special place, away from all the noise and busy life. One day, while they were walking deep in the woods, they heard a deep, gruff voice say, "Boy." They looked around, but couldn't find anyone. This mysterious voice made them a little scared but also very curious. They kept going back to the forest, and every time they did, they would hear the same deep voice s…

Polish, Ukrainian and Russian babies get mixed up in the hospital Now, parents are trying to figure out which baby belongs to which parent. Ukrainian decides to go first and yells "Slava Ukraini!" One baby immediately jumps up and pulls into the attention position. Ukrainian knows that's their baby and picks it up. Polish takes the second baby and Russian looks completely confused. "How did you know the second baby is yours?" asks the Russian. "The one who smiled when Ukrainian yelled is…