Joe dies... And when he arrives to the gates of heaven, St. Peter tells him: ""Well, Joe, you've been a good man your whole life, you deserve a second chance. I'll bring you back to life, but you can only choose between living as either a caterpillar it a chicken"" He thinks ""Hmmm... Well, if I were a caterpillar I'd get eaten by a chicken, I think it's better if I do the eating. I'll be a Chicken, Mr St. Peter!"" ""Very well"" said St. Peter as he threw Joe back to Earth, only now in chicken f…

A couple just had their first baby He turned out to be a very ugly baby and they named him Bob. The nurses took bob to another room and the dad stayed with his wife for some time. After some time the dad went to look for bob. He leaves the room and sees a door saying ""Very cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and bob was not there. He goes down the stairs. He sees a room saying ""Cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and he wasn't. He goes down the stairs again and sees a room saying ""ave…

A wealthy old man marries a young woman... Before long they are in the hospital delivering their first baby. ""Congratulations its a healthy boy,"" the doctor says to the elderly man. ""How did you do it at your age?"" ""Well Doc, I just have a great running engine."" the man replies. A few years later the man and his wife return to have their second baby. Again the doctor congratulates the old man, and asks again, ""How do you have the energy keep having these children?"" Again the man says, ""…

One day an elderly Chinese grandfather gets a phone call from his son ""Come quick, I'm about to be a dad!"" says the son. So the grandfather rushes down to the hospital to see his daughter-in-law going into labour. ""It's twins!"" says the son excitedly. After many moments of screaming and pushing, the son is holding a beautiful Chinese boy. ""What a handsome boy!"" says the son proudly. The father can't help but agree as he admires his first grandchild. The wife prepares to deliver the second …