""Are you my daddy?"" A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, ""Are you my daddy?"" ""No, I'm not,"" the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, ""Are you my d…

A couple just had their first baby He turned out to be a very ugly baby and they named him Bob. The nurses took bob to another room and the dad stayed with his wife for some time. After some time the dad went to look for bob. He leaves the room and sees a door saying ""Very cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and bob was not there. He goes down the stairs. He sees a room saying ""Cute babies"" and asks if bob is there, and he wasn't. He goes down the stairs again and sees a room saying ""ave…

Father in delivery room A woman is all ready to give birth to her first baby. The doctor, obstetrician, and nurses are all waiting for the birth. The doc checks for any signs of progress and suddenly he feels something moving, pulls back his hand and this little head pops out, sees the doc and asks him, "Are you my daddy?" "No, I'm not," the doctor replies. The head pops back in. Then the obstetrician goes over to check out the situation. The baby pops out his head and asks him, "Are you my d…

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."