Finland Jokes

Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise

I was chatting with my Finnish friend the other day... I asked him where his favorite part of Finland was. He said "Hyvä kysymys! I really like Rovaniemi for the Santa Claus Village!" I asked him "Hyvä kysymys? What's that?" All he said was "Good question!" It's been a week and he still hasn't told me what it means. (I'm learning Finnish, this joke has likely been done before with a different language, haven't seen it here yet) edit: fingers added a letter, got it fixed

What is a marathon runner doing when he starts a marathon in Russia that ends in Finland? Russian to Finnish.

The Soviet Union is marching on Finland! A soviet commander hears a voice from the other side of a hill

The Soviet army is marching in Finland They hear a voice from the other side of a hill: One Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends ten soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet again. The voice then says

What is the sign for a U-turn in Finland? ""You are approaching the Russian border.""

Why are priests from Finland so good at Mortal Kombat? They're especially well-versed in Finnish hymns.

There's a Soviet General on the eastern front in Finland... He goes to see his men to raise their morale; they've been having trouble taking a forest.

TIL that for release in Finland the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore

TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs. FINNISH HYMN!!!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland? Because it's a Finnish hymn.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of? Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

Why are firetrucks red? You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland? FINNISH HYMN!

What happens when a guy from Finland dies? He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

At the height of the Cold War, the Americans and the Russians held a secret meeting to determine which nation had the bravest troops. The challenge took place on a cliff in Finland, hundreds of feet above a sheer drop into a raging river. The American soldier was first to step forward. "Private Miller," barked his platoon commander, "march to the edge of the cliff." Private Miller saluted, and briskly marched to the very edge of the cliff. "Private Miller! Jump!" shouted the commander. But Mille…