If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.

There's a Soviet General on the eastern front in Finland... He goes to see his men to raise their morale; they've been having trouble taking a forest. From across the forest he hears, ""Ha! One Finn is better than ten Russians!"" The general is angered by this so he rounds up the nearest ten soldiers and sends them to find and kill the Finn. He hears a bit of gunfire on the other side of the forest and it goes quiet again. From across the forest he hears, ""Ha! One Finn is better than a whole Ru…

Why Are Firetrucks Red? Firetrucks have 4 wheels and carry 8 men. 4 + 8 = 12 There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas. Fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag. And that's why they're red. Cause they're always *russian* around.

The Soviet army is marching in Finland They hear a voice from the other side of a hill: One Finnish soldier is better than ten Soviet soldiers. The Soviet general sends ten soldiers. There is some gunfire then everything is quiet again. The voice then says