There's a Soviet General on the eastern front in Finland... He goes to see his men to raise their morale; they've been having trouble taking a forest. From across the forest he hears, ""Ha! One Finn is better than ten Russians!"" The general is angered by this so he rounds up the nearest ten soldiers and sends them to find and kill the Finn. He hears a bit of gunfire on the other side of the forest and it goes quiet again. From across the forest he hears, ""Ha! One Finn is better than a whole Russian platoon!"" The general is infuriated, so he rounds up two dozen men to go kill the Finnish soldier. Off they go into the woods, and more gunfire is heard. After fifteen minutes he hears the voice again, ""Ha! One Finn is better than a whole Russian COMPANY!"" The general can barely contain his outrage, so he orders half of his soldiers into the forest, tanks flamethrowers, machine guns et al. Across the forest one can hear explosions machinegun fire, screams and shouts, but it all quiets down. The general looks into the woods expectantly for his men to return, but only one does, bloodied and limping. The wounded soldier says, ""Comrade general, it was a trap, do not send any more men. There were two Finns...""