Fifa Jokes

His First Time With A Girl.. ** Stop me if you've heard this one ** ""Dude! How's it going?"" ""Excellent, just had an amaaaaaazing time with my girlfriend if you know what I mean!"" ""Ohhhhhh holy shiiiiiiiiiiit dude!"" ""Yeah man! It was... it was.... heaven..."" ""Daaaaaamn man! What happened!"" ""I showed it to her!"" ""FIIIIISSSHHH! And then?"" ""Then she was like 'I've done this before'. And I couldn't believe it."" ""WHATHEFAAAARK!!! So what did you do?"" ""So I didn't hesitate to stick i…

Is this a coincidence or did a Brazilian design the FIFA logo Is [this](http://i.imgur.com/3eTWAuQ) or is this not a facepalm??

A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: ""who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"" GUY: ""that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."" MAN: ""oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another famil…

A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?" GUY: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away." MAN: "oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member…

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: "FIFA has an Ethics Committee"

Loving Husband! A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: “Who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?” GUY: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” MAN: “Oh… that’s terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets; couldn’t you have brought another family…

I got fired from my job as a FIFA referee For whistleblowing

Why did FIFA cross the road? To get to the other bribe.

What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup? Stop playing FIFA and go to bed.

What do the English do immediately after winning the FIFA World Cup? Turn off the Playstation.

What Should You Do After Ireland Wins The World Cup Turn off Fifa and go to bed

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

Loving Husband! A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final.

Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn't play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?

What is the difference between phlegm and catarrh? Phlegm is mucus secreted in the airways and nasal passages during an infection or disease such as cold or flu. Catarrh on the other hand is that hot place where they bribe FIFA to give them the World Cup.

Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter.

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA? Still waiting to hear back from an admin.