So FIFA has an Ethics Committee... and if they have an Ethics Committee, why don't they have a Committee of Mental Health? I mean, the nets gotta feel pretty bad after four quarters of having black and white balls kicked at them.

Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee:

ME: bae, you wanna go out? HER: hell yeah ME: ok pliz close the door on your way out I need to play FIFA alone.

The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me.