Loving Husband! A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final. He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: “Who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?” GUY: “That was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” MAN: “Oh… that’s terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets; couldn’t you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?” GUY: “No…they are all currently at her funeral!”