A man takes his seat at a FIFA World Cup Final He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat betwen himself & the next guy. MAN: ""who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"" GUY: ""that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."" MAN: ""oh... that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"" GUY: ""No...they are all currently at her funeral!"" FIFA FEVER