A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between him and the next guy. MAN: ""Who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"" GUY: ""That was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."" MAN: ""Oh...that's terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets - couldn't you have brought another family member, ā¦