Ferguson Jokes

I don't know why everyone is so upset about the rioting in Ferguson The rest of America is going to do the exact same thing on Friday, they just got a head start on holiday shopping.

Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots

Ferguson PD plans on removing all German Shepard k-9 units Turns out Germans aren't the problem. They're going to replace them with coon dogs

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans? Bullet train!

What do you call.... What do you call a race car driver in Ferguson, MO? A racist What do you call a cop from Ferguson, MO? A racist What do you call a black man from Ferguson, MO? You can't call him anything, he's dead.

Irish men at a pub Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm from Ireland."" ""Me too! I'll drink to that."" They both finish their pints and order two more. ""Where in Ireland are you from?"" ""Dublin."" ""Me too! I'll drink to that."" They both finish their pints and order two more. ""Where in Dublin are you from?"" ""The East Side."" ""The East Side? …

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night? The whole thing was a gas.

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour

I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself.

Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson

Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out, nothing left but work boots...

Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, "Give me a Michael Brown." Bartender says "Ok. Put up your hands." the gave him six shots.

DRINKING BUDDIES Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, "So where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin." "Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more. "Where in Dublin are you from?" "The East Side." "The East Side? Me too! What a coi…

Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry.

New drinking game! Draw a card. If it's black take a shot. I call it the Ferguson

Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender

I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up

Ferguson Protestors looted a Payless Shoe store last night... Cleaned the place out

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson.

Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot.

Guess which city got the best black Friday deals? Ferguson, it was a steal.