Thatcher Jokes

When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?

A joke for (and by) Northern Irish people. Made from two redditors' comments on the death of Paisley. ""Thatcher and Paisley within 18 months of each other; somewhere in West Belfast there's a bloke wondering what his third wish should be.""

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour

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