In honor of Ferguson: A black man, a white man, and a Mexican were walking along a beach in the US. After a while, they stumble upon a genie's lamp. They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie, as one would expect. The genie thanks them for freeing him, and offers them one wish each. So the Mexican says, ""This country is racist and petty. My people and I are continuously downtrodden and endure great hardships. I wish for all Mexicans to go back to Mexico, and never return to this prejudiced l…

America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.

Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER

Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer