Seeing all those protesters/looters in Ferguson and NYC reminded me of these. What would you call the smartest protester in the world? Mildly retarded. What do you call 10 protesters in a circle? A dope ring. What does a protester use for contraception? His personality. What do you call a protester with half a brain? Gifted. Hey, did you hear about the protester who finished high school? Me either. What does the average protester get on an IQ test? Drool. I once asked a protester how …

What do you call.... What do you call a race car driver in Ferguson, MO? A racist What do you call a cop from Ferguson, MO? A racist What do you call a black man from Ferguson, MO? You can't call him anything, he's dead.

I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself.

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE