Seeing all those protesters/looters in Ferguson and NYC reminded me of these. What would you call the smartest protester in the world? Mildly retarded. What do you call 10 protesters in a circle? A dope ring. What does a protester use for contraception? His personality. What do you call a protester with half a brain? Gifted. Hey, did you hear about the protester who finished high school? Me either. What does the average protester get on an IQ test? Drool. I once asked a protester how …