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New Job....... Barry is seated at a small table in a warmly lit coffee shop sipping coffee. Barry's friend Felix enters looking somewhat dubious. (Felix bares a remarkable resemblance to Woody Allen.) He spots Barry and joins him at the table. BARRY: Did you find a job? FELIX: Yeah. I got a job at a strip club helping the girls backstage to dress and undress. BARRY: How much? FELIX: Two hundred bucks a week. BARRY: That's not much. FELIX: It's all I could afford.

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Felix from the odd couple went on a ballon ride. He did not have enough hot air and crashed in a remote part of the desert. A few days went by with no relief in site. Then... A plane. Yes Felix saw a plane! The land was so rough that the plane could not land, but they threw him a radio so that they could communicate with him. ""Please help me I am dying of thirst"", Felix said. The crew said they were going back to get a helicopter but first they would drop him a bag of water. ""I have plenty of

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