Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim

What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."

There is no "i" in "team." But there's an "i" in "Tim," and my friend Carlos pronounces it "team." So there we go.

Me: we're throwing a surprise party for Tim Wife: don't you hate Tim? Me: [filling balloons with bees] yes