Felix went to the moon, took 5 photos. She went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.

""honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"" ""who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?""

All that Felix proved Sunday was that Red bull does not give you wings... You must use a parachute

एक सज्जन तो इतने आत्मनिर्भर हो गए हैं कि...... बीवी का खराब मूड देख खुद से अपने आप को 4 बेलन मार लेते हैं। ...