Facebooks Jokes

Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago

Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail.

It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.

The reason I don't like Facebook's "memories" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.

I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.

I've been Nominated for Facebook's New Award, Most Funny/Best Posts in 2013!.......In other news I lost my job, my wife, car, and all contact with the outside World!!!

Did you hear the one about Facebook's wedding?,"Facebook invited Google+ to his wedding. Google+ asked 'do you mind if i bring a +1?' Facebook said 'If you Like.' Then Twitter flew by, said a bunch of shit nobody cared about and shit all over my TV screen.

Did you hear the one about Facebook's wedding? Facebook invited Google+ to his wedding. Google+ asked 'do you mind if i bring a +1?' Facebook said 'If you Like.' Then Twitter flew by, said a bunch of shit nobody cared about, and shit all over my TV screen.