Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago#Facebooks#Twitter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail.#Google#Facebooks#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.#Facebooks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The reason I don't like Facebook's "memories" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now.#Facebooks0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.#Facebooks#Myspace#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I've been Nominated for Facebook's New Award, Most Funny/Best Posts in 2013!.......In other news I lost my job, my wife, car, and all contact with the outside World!!!#Facebooks#Marriage#Driving0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear the one about Facebook's wedding?,"Facebook invited Google+ to his wedding. Google+ asked 'do you mind if i bring a +1?' Facebook said 'If you Like.' Then Twitter flew by, said a bunch of shit nobody cared about and shit all over my TV screen.#Facebooks#Google#Facebook#Then Twitter+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Did you hear the one about Facebook's wedding? Facebook invited Google+ to his wedding. Google+ asked 'do you mind if i bring a +1?' Facebook said 'If you Like.' Then Twitter flew by, said a bunch of shit nobody cared about, and shit all over my TV screen.#Facebooks#Facebook#Google#Then Twitter+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp