Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago

Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail.

It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.

I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace.