Empire State Building Jokes

I met a man from India and he gave me this one A Frenchman, an American and an Indian are on a plane. The Frenchman says to the stewardess "I can tell what city we are flying over just by sticking my hand out the window!" Of course she doesn't believe him so he say here, watch, and he sticks his hand out the window and proudly tells everyone "We are flying over Paris" Amused the stewardess asks "how could you know that?", well says the Frenchman "I just touched the Eiffel tower" Not wanting t…

So there was a bar on top of the Empire State Building... And a man went to the top and ordered some scotch. While he was drinking a man came up and ordered some tequila, drank it, and jumped over the edge of the building. The man, horrified to what he saw, was then surprised to see the same man who jumped over walk out of the elevator and sit down at the bar. He asked the man " How are you still alive? I saw you jump!" The man responded " Its the tequila, once you drink it your body gets bounc…

My dad's favourite joke Three men are standing at the top of the Empire State Building. The first man turns to the other two and says: "I bet you $1000 each that you can't throw your watch off the side, and catch it before it hits the ground." Both men look at each other, look at their cheap watches, think "there's no way he'll be able to do it, but maybe I can make $1000" and agree to the challenge. The second man steps up, drops his watch off the edge, and goes sprinting to the stairs. He …

Three drunks on the top of the Empire state building. Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building. The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!" The second drunk says, "You're crazy!" The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the w…

Drunken Fools Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in heck that could …

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar At the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window". The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The second guy says, "What, are you nuts? There's no way that could …

a physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State building. ""Don't do it"

Two men are drinking in the bar... Two men were drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building? He had a plane to catch

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building... The first says to the other

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course it can

An Englishman an Irishman and an American are stood at the top of the Empire State Building.

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar At the top of the Empire State Building

Drunken Fools Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: ""You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building- by the time you fall to the 10th floor

A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!""

A bar on the Empire State Building.. So as some people know

A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!""

So there's this guy in a bar On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him

Three drunks on the top of the Empire state building. Three drunkards are standing on top of the Empire State Building. The first one says to the other two

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State building can't jump.

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building? Tosses them off.

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building, threw off a penguin and yelled, "Fly! Fly!"

A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the Empire State Building. How do you tell them apart? The bleached blonde would never throw bread to the helicopters.