So there was a bar on top of the Empire State Building... And a man went to the top and ordered some scotch. While he was drinking a man came up and ordered some tequila, drank it, and jumped over the edge of the building. The man, horrified to what he saw, was then surprised to see the same man who jumped over walk out of the elevator and sit down at the bar. He asked the man " How are you still alive? I saw you jump!" The man responded " Its the tequila, once you drink it your body gets bouncy and you can jump without fear of dying." The man thought it over, ordered and drank a tequila, jumped, and fell to his death. The bartender said to the man who was had originally jumped, " Superman, you're an ass when you're drunk."