So there's this guy in a bar On the top floor of the Empire State Building. He says to the guy next to him, ""Did you know there's an updraft between this building and the next one that's so strong that if you jump off this building, it will swoop you back up and you'll land right back here on your feet?"" The guy said, ""No way, you're full of malarkey."" So the first guy says, ""I'll bet you $50!"" The second guy accepts the bet and the first guy leaps off the building. Sure as hell, about 30 …

A Mean Drunk Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says ""You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window"". The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The second guy says, ""What, are you nuts? There's no w…

One of my favorites Two men are in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The first man says to the other, ""You know, some days the wind is so strong up here you can take a drink of beer, jump out the window, and walk right back in."" To which the second man replies, ""There is no way that that is possible!"" The first man says ""I bet $100 that I can jump out that window and come right back in."" The second man, thinking this will be an easy $100 agrees, but tells the first man to leav…

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building... and there's a massive storm outside. Gale force winds. One man turns to the other and says: ""You know Mac, the wind is so strong right now, I bet you could jump out the window, and the wind would carry you gently down onto that window cleaning platform on the other side of the building, 20 stories down."" ""Bullshit!"" Mac exclaims, ""There's no way that would ever happen."" ""Alright then,"" the first man says, ""I'll pro…