Einstein Jokes

Einstein developed a theory about space... And, boy, it was about time, too!

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together. It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides. Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait. When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he …

Einstein speech When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speech making. “I have and idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein…

Want to know what the definition of insanity is? The definition of insanity is mindlessly repeating a quote that Einstein never said.

Einstein gets on a plane. He knows it's a long flight, so he turns to the man next to him and says, "Its a long flight, why dont we play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you cant answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I cant answer it, I give you $100." The man agrees, so Einstein goes first and asks his question. "What is the exact distance from the Earth to the moon?" The man thinks and thinks, but he cant find the answer. He says, "I dont know," reaches into…

An Indian mathematician and Einstein are on a plane and decide to have a competition to pass the time. Einstein says, if I ask you a question, and you can’t answer it you give me five dollars. If you ask me something and I can’t answer it I give you five hundred dollars. # The Indian agrees, he says to Einstein to go first, Einstein said to the man, how far from the ground to the moon? # The Indian can’t answer it so he gives Einstein five dollars, he then asks Einstein what goes up a hill and …

Einstein asks his wife what she needed from him. She replied, “Just two things, space and time.” Einstein: “Ok, what’s the 2nd thing?”

Einstein: I finally finished my theory about space. Mrs. Einstein: It’s about time. Einstein: Wow! How did you know that?

Newton, Pascal and Einstein are playing hide and seek Einstein starts to count. Pascal runs off and hides in a bush, while Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Einstein finishes counting, turns around and sees Newton, "Ha, I have found you Newton!" Newton however replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon …

Einstein Newton and Pascal play a game of hide and seek.

Not to brag but I consider myself as a mix between Rambo and Einstein...

What do Einstein and an iceberg with a lisp have in common? They both tried to think the unthinkable.

It took 26 years for Einstein to develop a theory about space. It was about time

Einstein Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.

Einstein married his cousin elsa. even his marriage was relative.

Einstein and his driver Einstein is on his way to yet another science conference

A man sits next to Albert Einstein on a flight Einstein says to the man

The story of Mr. Bean vs. Einstein Einstein: I will give you a question

Mr Bean and Einstein in a flight together. Einstein: Hey Mr Bean

One day Einstein has to speak at an important science conference

Einstein Newton and Pascal are playing...

Einstein dies and goes to heaven Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates

Einstein Newton and Pascal...

Mr. Bean and Einstein are playing a game ""Shall we play a game?"" Einstein asked.