Einstein Jokes

Did you Know this fact about Einstein? He was alive before he died.

At a dull academic meeting, a fellow guest remarked to Einstein, “I am afraid you are terribly bored by all this.” “No”, replied Einstein cheerfully, “On occasions like this, I retire to the back of my mind and there I am happy!”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken depends on its point of reference! Plato: For the greater good! Hippocrates: Because there was an excess of phlegm in its pancreas! Spencer Johnson, MD: To find who moved its cheese!