East Coast Jokes

When I graduated from university, I struggled to find work. To make ends meet, I performed odd jobs - voiceover work, sold insurance, and even drove a cab in a city near the East Coast a few years back. One of the scariest things that happened was as I was driving around, I saw a teenagers' basketball game get pretty intense. One of the kids was arguing a call made by a few thugs - it was a bad idea from the start, the kid was outnumbered and what's worse is when the fight started escalating, on…

A hot shot East Coast newspaper... ...... reporter was on assignment in Arkansas, when he struck up a conversation with a young lady in a bar. After a half dozen drinks, he suggested they get their own bottle and retire to his motel room, and she readily agreed. ""Say, how old are you anyway?"" the reporter asked as the obviously young lass was disrobing. ""Thirteen,"" she replied with a shy smile. ""Thirteen ??? My God, girl !!! You get those clothes back on at once at get the hell outta here !…

It's the Cinco de Mayo! It is a little known fact that since its inception, the state of Mexico has had a voracious appetite for the condiment mayonnaise. Indeed, this desire to have mayonnaise with all meals has influenced the very economy and national psyche. In 1858 the Mexican government struck a deal with the government of the United States to have a supply of mayonnaise delivered at once, at wholesale price, to last the entire country of Mexico for one year. It was to be delivered by ship …

I don't get this joke. In this series Agents of Cracked one of the characters is from the East coast (they are based on the west). When one guy hears about the East Coast guy being called in he says 'East Coast? Pffft when does his blimp arrive?' He also makes references like 'look I know all you guys live in grain silos over there but....'

This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane.

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do. Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. Th…

A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast... ...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around. "Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?" "Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily. 'WHICH SCHOOL DID Y'ALL GO TO?!"

Pope in limousine The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Without much of a choice, the chauffeur climbed in the back of the limo and the Pope took the wheel. After gleefully accelerating to about 90 mph, the Pope was pulled over by the State Patrol. The trooper came to his window, took a look inside, and said, "Just a moment, please. I need to call in." The t…

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?,"Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast stay safe and warm.

Did you hear about the Candy Factory they opened on the East Coast? It closed after a month... they couldn't find any good wrappers.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.