State Patrol Jokes

There was a middle aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000.... He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. ""This is great"", he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a State Patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. ""I can get away from him with no problem"" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mp…

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do. Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. Th…

Pope in limousine The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Without much of a choice, the chauffeur climbed in the back of the limo and the Pope took the wheel. After gleefully accelerating to about 90 mph, the Pope was pulled over by the State Patrol. The trooper came to his window, took a look inside, and said, "Just a moment, please. I need to call in." The t…