There was a middle aged guy who bought a Mercedes convertible 2000.... He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. ""This is great"", he thought and floored it some more. He looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a State Patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. ""I can get away from him with no problem"" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mp…