Country Of Mexico Jokes

A frenchman,a texan, and a mexican are sitting on a bridge So the three men are sitting on a bridge when suddenly a genie appears and grants each of the men a wish. So the Frenchman says ""I wish i had a nice bottle of aged wine."" The Frenchman gets the bottle of wine,opens it, takes one swig and throws it off the bridge. The Texan and Mexican say ""Hey! what did you do that for?!"" and the Frenchman replies ""That bottle was nothing. Back in France there is plenty of wine. Its all over the pla…

It's the Cinco de Mayo! It is a little known fact that since its inception, the state of Mexico has had a voracious appetite for the condiment mayonnaise. Indeed, this desire to have mayonnaise with all meals has influenced the very economy and national psyche. In 1858 the Mexican government struck a deal with the government of the United States to have a supply of mayonnaise delivered at once, at wholesale price, to last the entire country of Mexico for one year. It was to be delivered by ship …