Construction Workers Jokes

Lesbians build huge mansion in atlanta... It was all tounge and groove, not a single stud in the house. (Construction workers joke, you might not get it)

An old Indian living in a tent.... An old Indian is living in a tent in a field. One day, construction workers drive their equipment into this field and find the old Indian. They ask him ""Old Indian, what's your name?"" The old Indian says ""Bowels"". Construction workers say ""Well, you're going to have to move. We're building something here and you're in the way."" Old Indian says ""Bowels no move."" The construction workers take pity on him and give the old Indian directions to a lawyer's of…

Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going

The 3 Construction Workers (really old joke, but one of my favorites when I was little) (Sorry if this has been posted before, I only subscribed recently and haven't seen this one yet) There are three construction workers: Joe, Bob, and Frank. One day they are sitting on an I-beam high above their construction site. It is lunch hour and the three have their lunchboxes, ready to eat lunch. Joe opens his lunchbox and, with a look of disgust, pulls out a burger. ""UGH,"" he says, ""I am SO sick of …

3 Construction Workers There are 3 construction workers who are working on a very tall building. As lunch starts, they sit down on the top floor and prepare to eat their lunch. The first guy opens his lunch box and says, ""Ah man! Spaghetti again!?!? If I get spaghetti one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building."" The second guy opens his lunch box and says, ""Ah man! Hot dogs again!?!? If I get hot dogs one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building."" The third guy opens his lunch box an…

Construction workers There were three construction workers on break, a Mexican, redneck, and African American. The Mexican then says ""If I get tacos one more time I'm going to kill myself!"" The African American then says if I get chicken one more time I'm going to kill myself!"" The redneck adds on and says that if he gets squirrel one more time He is going to kill himself too. The next day they all get the same lunches then kill themselves. At the funeral all wives are devastated except for o…