3 Construction Workers There are 3 construction workers who are working on a very tall building. As lunch starts, they sit down on the top floor and prepare to eat their lunch. The first guy opens his lunch box and says, ""Ah man! Spaghetti again!?!? If I get spaghetti one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building."" The second guy opens his lunch box and says, ""Ah man! Hot dogs again!?!? If I get hot dogs one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building."" The third guy opens his lunch box and says, ""Ah man! Peanut butter and jelly sandwich again!?!? If I get a PB&J sandwich one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building."" The next day, lunch begins and they each prepare to eat their lunch at the top of the building. The first guy opens his lunch box, sees spaghetti, and jumps off the building. The second guy opens his lunch box, sees hot dogs, and jumps off the building. The third guy opens his lunch box, sees a PB&J sandwich, and jumps off the building. A couple weeks pass, and the 3 construction workers' funeral is being held. Each of their wives are there and they are crying. The first construction worker's wife said, ""If I had known he didn't want spaghetti, I wouldn't have made it for him"" and continues to cry. The second construction worker's wife said, ""If I had known he didn't want hot dogs, I wouldn't have made it for him"" and continues to cry. The third construction worker's wife just sits there quietly. They first two wives look at her and she says, ""Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch.""