What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony? Pharaoh-moans.#Cleopatra#Marc Antony#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL Cleopatra lived closer to me than the pyramids. I live in Alexandria, so did she, and the pyramids are 200km away.#Cleopatra#Alexandria#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !#Cleopatra#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came.#Cleopatra0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Julius Caesar: I’m here to see Cleopatra. Guard: I’m sorry sir. She’s in bed with Laryngitis. Caesar: Who’s that bastard?? I’ll kill him!#Julius Caesar#Cleopatra#Sir Shes0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Not everyone thinks that Cleopatra is beautiful... ... but that's the way Julius Caesar.#Cleopatra#Julius Caesar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful But that's how Julius Caesar.#Cleopatra#Julius Caesar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Cleopatra angry? She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.#Cleopatra#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
History teacher: Which period did Cleopatra come from? Me: The one her mother missed?#Cleopatra#Parents#Teacher#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby? Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section#Marc Antony#Cleopatra#Kids#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western movies, etc. One day, they received a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband killed. She got 4-1/2 years in jail. 3641. Oil of Olay no longer turning the trick for her, a woman decided that she would bathe in the milk of a camel (a modern-day Cleopatra). So she stole a camel from the local zoo (where *else* can you find a camel when you need one?) and transported it back to her house--where she realized that the …Read more#Cleopatra#Otto#Marriage#Doctor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp