😄 I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straigh...

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I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name... I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim. Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions, I saw, I conquered, I came.

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