Julius Caesar: I’m here to see Queen Cleopatra. Guard: I’m sorry sir. She’s in bed with laryngitis. Caesar: What? Who’s that son of a bitch? I’ll have him executed!

Not everyone thinks that Cleopatra is beautiful... ... but that's the way Julius Caesar.

Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful But that's how Julius Caesar.

I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.