Julius Caesar: I’m here to see Cleopatra. Guard: I’m sorry sir. She’s in bed with Laryngitis. Caesar: Who’s that bastard?? I’ll kill him!

Not everybody thinks Cleopatra is beautiful But that's how Julius Caesar.

I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him.