Buck Teeth Jokes

The Man With the Wooden Eye So, there was this guy with a wooden eye who was having some self esteem issues. In an effort to get out of the rut he was in, he decided to shake things up and go to a local dance in hopes of getting his confidence back. There he saw a woman with very pronounced buck teeth, and figuring she would not turn him away, asks her ""Excuse me, Miss? Would you like to dance?"" to which she replies ""Would I! Would I!""....the man then began to scream ""Buck tooth! Buck tooth…

He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth.

Jokes to push you good mod :) A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"" What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!

MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake.

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? A rake What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads? A comb What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot? A gulf club.

A guy with a wooden eye goes to a dance. He searches the room for a lady ugly enough to dance with someone like himself. He spots one with jutting buck-teeth. He asks, "Will you dance with me?" She replies excitedly, "Would I!?" He angrily yells back at her, "BUCK TEETH!"

There's only one rule in heaven Three friends, Ted, Ned, and Fred, get killed in a car crash. They arrive all three together at the pearly gates and are excited that they will be let in, but St. Peter warns them, "There is only one rule in heaven, you must NOT step on the ducks, or you will suffer for eternity." The three friends shrug it off, "How hard could it be to not step on a duck!?" St Peter let them in and they were surprised to see that heaven was full of ducks, "What the hell?" Ted …

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!