The Man With the Wooden Eye So, there was this guy with a wooden eye who was having some self esteem issues. In an effort to get out of the rut he was in, he decided to shake things up and go to a local dance in hopes of getting his confidence back. There he saw a woman with very pronounced buck teeth, and figuring she would not turn him away, asks her ""Excuse me, Miss? Would you like to dance?"" to which she replies ""Would I! Would I!""....the man then began to scream ""Buck tooth! Buck tooth…