The Man With the Wooden Eye So, there was this guy with a wooden eye who was having some self esteem issues. In an effort to get out of the rut he was in, he decided to shake things up and go to a local dance in hopes of getting his confidence back. There he saw a woman with very pronounced buck teeth, and figuring she would not turn him away, asks her ""Excuse me, Miss? Would you like to dance?"" to which she replies ""Would I! Would I!""....the man then began to scream ""Buck tooth! Buck tooth…

He only had a dollar... Did you hear about the guy who went to the dentist to get new dentures? His insurance was denied and he only had a dollar on him...so he wound up with buck teeth.

Jokes to push you good mod :) A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, ""I guess we answered that question!"" What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar? Buck teeth!