Breaking News Jokes

Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'

Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it "Breaking News"

CNN: The boy who cried Breaking News.

The networks need to change the phrase "Breaking News" to "Now What?"

CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps "Latest Speculative News" or "We Really Don't Know Shit" would work. CNN call me.

CNN & NBC news report (political humor) *Breaking news* A man has killed twenty people today in a walmart with a gun. The man has been identified as muhammed takbir muhammed. He is an unemployed son of a family that immigrated to the united states ten years ago from Afghanistan. Multiple witnesses say the man was yelling ""Allah Akbar"" and ""Death to Infidels"" while shooting people before police came and killed the man. It is troubling that the man was killed because without questioning hi…