[Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] "There can only be one socially awkward Princess," she vows savagely.#Ariel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD.#Ariel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. "Snow White?" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan.#Ariel#Snow White Um#Each Disney#Food0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.#Ariel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I like that in The Little Mermaid, Ariel & King Triton wouldn't violate a contractual obligation, but they murdered Ursula with a ship.#And King Triton#Ursula#Ariel0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B - shells!#Ariel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human? He was just chasing tail.#Prince Eric#Ariel#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs.""#Ariel#Disney0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees the man she recently spent a night with. He is stacking boxes of washing up liquid in a display window. "You lying son of a bitch!" She yells. "You told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No." He replies. "I told you I was part of the ariel display team."#Ariel#Airplane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why does Ariel wear sea-shells as a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!#Ariel#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stunt pilot?,"My friend Andrew met a girl in the pub last night and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Andrew...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. ""Andrew you lying bastard"" she yells ""last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"" ""No"" he says ""I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team.""#Andrew#Ariel#Bar#Airplane0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Stunt pilot? My friend Andrew met a girl in the pub last night, and they ended up going home together. Tonight the girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees Andrew...He was stacking washing powder boxes onto the shelves. "Andrew you lying bastard" she yells "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."#Andrew#Ariel#Bar#Airplane+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp